Thursday, October 15, 2009

Ninja War Or No Ninja War? That Is The Question...

Artwork by DJBoraP

Hey everyone this is Supertrek bringing you a quick update on an old bet that I have been sorely reminded of in recent weeks. A bet that could have me kissing a girl’s ass for a week if everything goes right wrong, or a bet that can wind me up in a steamy fanfiction with my favorite kunoichi Hinata if I win! ^(0_0)^

Here’s what happened almost 8 months back on the day of Febuary 19th, 2009. -_-

It all started with that perverted hermit EroSenin…

“I’m fairley certain that there is gonna be a another nin war, as I was reading back issues (Gaara captured arc) I saw where there was talk of one of the past ninja wars being due to a missing hokage (I think the sand’s strongest that Sasori killed). This lead to mistrust with the other nations, and war broke out. Now, with Killer Bee playing hooky, and Sasuke being the last one seen with him (not to mention past hostilities over the Hyuga clan), I think war is looming”

Then my omnipotent ass had to jump in there…

“Nope, no ninja war sorry guys. Sorry to burst your blood filled hopes and dreams but there willbe no ninja war while Naruto’s still alive. He’s the boy with the power to change hearts, destiniy, and fate itself. Naruto would never allow another ninja war to breakout, and if he has to prevent from one from happening BELIEVE me when I say it but he’ll stop it at all cost! I can see a collapse of negotiations and a brink of war but Naruto will step in and do some heroic s**t preventing it at the last second. Maybe he’ll die trying? *End of manga prediction but not really*. 0-0″

And here it comes with Ibiki being evil…

“OH…supertrek…you must be completely high…no WAR?! Bwahahahahahahahah. I amerteratsu fart in that general direction. There will so be a war. I…bet you…name the stakes, cowboy.

(and no fair betting on my clothes, Jeremiah covered that one O.o).”

Being the pervert I am I just had to comment on the clothes. >_>

“@Ibiki: HAHAHAHA, a bet for Ibiki’s clothes…what…no betting on clothes? Damn you Jeremiah! Fine I accept your bet. If I win…YES…you have to write me in a fanfiction involving me and Hinata! ADULT!!! Oh my…*slips into fantasy dream* *nose bleed* Ahem…if you happen to win (which will never happen!) Matter of fact why don’t you come up with something for me? It’s only fair. But I must warn you I’m allergic to hard work, chores, and kissing a$$…but I will kiss your a$$ if I’m required. “

Ibiki accepts!

“@supertrek: a$$ kissing…I like the sound of that…you never should have mentioned that, a power hungry megalomaniac like me gets off on that kind of control. O.O (fiction, boys, I write fiction…) But there is some comedic potential in you having to kiss my online ass for a full week. pRon, er, I mean Fanfic between you and Hinata?…you’re a sick leetle monkey, but I accept that challenge.”

Being the over confident ass that I am…

“What?…Oh Ibiki, sorry I was busy writting my victory speech for the end year 2009. 0_- Yeah, I’ll shake on that *shake shake shake* and done! Prepare to write me and Hinata in for some steamy action! 0_0 *nose bleed*”

Jeremiah concludes it and I still don’t get the ‘Barter Town’ reference Jeremiah…

“@ Supertrek and Ibi – I will be the Tina Turner to ur Thunder dome… Two may enter, one may leave! Who owns barter town?!”

End! (For the full convo and much more here’s the link http://iareawesomeness.wordpress.com/2009/02/13/naruto-manga-436-spoiler-discussion-manga-435-discussion-and-breakdown/)

And that’s what leads me to this!

Well fuck you too Madara!

Now remember that this has to be a full scale war, not a declaration of war and a few skirmishes between some ninja. I’m talking about an all out war between villages! I said, “Naruto would never allow another ninja war to breakout, and if he has to prevent from one from happening BELIEVE me when I say it but he’ll stop it at all cost! I can see a collapse of negotiations and a brink of war but Naruto will step in and do some heroic s**t preventing it at the last second.” I still stand by that even in the face of Mr. Lollipop Facemask Man declaring war on the 5 great nations.

So what’s it going to be?

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