Fellatio has nothing to do with stamp collecting.

Following on from my blog regarding my recent attendance of an evening class in pottery for beginners, I was thinking it might be time to take up a hobby.

I’ve drawn up a list, so if anyone could give me any advice and guidance as to what might be suitable for a fiftysomething male I’d appreciate your thoughts.

Birdwatching.

Fishing.

Trainspotting.

Pigeon fancying.

Crown green bowling.

Country and Western dancing.

Making models out of used matchsticks.

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